Golf On Mars
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Version :1.06/1.05
Size :/1.90Mb
Updated :Jun 29,2020
Jun 30,2020
Developer :Captain Games
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Description
For centuries, philosophers and mathematicians have gazed up at the night sky and wondered:

"Is there Golf On Mars?"

The year is 2866. Mars is 35% terraformed, finally enough to allow the playing of the game of.. Golf!

Golf across an infinite* rocky Martian surface. Discover golfing obstacles that make us Earthlings gasp in awe!

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*Infinity is impossible to represent on any non-quantum computer. In actuality there are roughly 25,770,000,000 golf holes in this game.

In 2020, NASA will launch the Perseverance rover to search for life and golf on Mars. The journey there will take 200 days,
If you were to play one hole of Golf On Mars every 30 seconds during that journey, you would only be able to complete 0.002% of the game (576000 holes).

If you were a paleolithic hunter-gatherer gazing up at the Red planet one night during your traversal of the ice bridge connecting Russia to Alaska
at the last glacial maximum 24515 years ago and a time traveler brought an iPhone for you and your tribe to ritually play a hole of Golf On Mars every 30 seconds,
it would take until the present day to complete all the holes.

But this is not a realistic simulation.

For example, if the ball is 16 pixels wide on your screen then the typical hole will be 1200 pixels away.
Scaling this to the size of a real ball (1.68 inches), it's as if the hole is only 3.5 yards away!

A realistic 18 hole golf course where the fairways are 3.5 yards away would only require about 1300 square feet of land.
However, gravity on Mars is 38% that of Earth's gravity, so you could hit a ball 7 times farther, or roughly 1400 yards for a good player.
This 18 hole course then needs to be to 64000 square feet. You could cover the entire surface of Mars with 241 billion of these golf courses.

Therefore, you could easily fit all the holes in Golf On Mars on the surface of Mars.

Mars is par 3, so aim to finish in under 77 billion strokes.
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    By Gamer ZalxaJul 29,2022
    I have been loving this game, definitely worth the price. Auto saves progress when you close it and uses little storage. Only wish Ithe game told more of it's controls. It shows how to spin the ball, but there are other things I don't think are mentioned. Like a menu button in the up right corner of the screen, it's invisible while play and appears after some idle seconds or clicking on it. You can also scroll the screen with two fingers, which you can reset the ball to the when it is offscreen.
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    By Matthew DoolanJun 9,2022
    I'm 23,178 holes in. Great little game for passing time, very addictive due to its simple nature and pleasing aesthetic.