You wake in a convenience store, hundreds of years in the future. Humanity has been wiped out. Your only companions are stupid little creatures called 'Derps' and a host of Gods who are trying to get your attention ... Make cookies, research new abilities, conquer maps, hunt for Slurpies and evolve to completely new species as you work towards the ultimate goal of creating the most powerful creatures the world has ever seen! Or at least ones that aren't SO derpy! Slurpy Derpy is an Incremental, Idle game - leave it running and your population will keep baking, researching, fighting etc. Or come back after a few hours and get all that offline time applied in a super-speed Time Warp! This game was made by a one man indie studio in Seattle with some help from artists and the awesome communities at reddit.com/r/slurpyderpy and reddit.com/r/incremental games. It was inspired by the web game Critter Mound.